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From the Desk of

January 2024


"I am branding myself, literally. -G"

To much is given, much is required. I was given this life because I am strong enough to live it. -G




You are a child of God. I am a child of God. 

We are the sons and daughters here to live, express, and satisfy the soul.  -G




Jesus Christ spoke in parables because He only knew in part Himself. Love is the highest form of magic. -G




I am the manifestation of, my ancestors who wanted the second coming of Jesus Christ. I am Granielle. -G 



Loyalty, Gratitude, and Grace. I love and care for you. -G



Religious Truths 

Found on the Internet


Taoism: Shit happens.

 

Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

 

Hinduism: This shit has happened before. 


Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. 


Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it. 


Protestantism: Work harder or shit will happen. 


Prosperity Gospel Evangelicalism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins! 


Atheism: I can't believe this shit. 


Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? 


Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! 


Mormonism: Let's spin this plagiarized shit into making us look normal. 


More, anyone? (FIND MORE ON REDDIT) 

Questions, Comments, or Concerns for G? 

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